Shock Awake
The world's first 100% Guaranteed wake up system.
You will never oversleep again!!!!
Are you sick of sleeping through class, work, important meetings, and picking up people at the airport early in the morning?
Do you ever hear from bosses, teachers and friends, "You are great when you're here, but I can never count on you showing up in the morning?"
Are you well aware that going to bed earlier would probably change your life, financial status, and general self esteem dramatically, but you just aren't willing to give up whatever it is you do until the late night hours?
Well, you don't have to give anything up to change. With Shock Awake, you will never oversleep again, no matter how late you go to bed. Sure, starting your day with a series of electronic shocks might not sound ideal, but it beats living the rest of life as an unemployable a loser. Doesn't it?
Simply attach the Shock Awake ankle braclet before you go to bed at night. Set the desired wake up time, and drift off to dreamland worry free, for in the morning, you WILL WAKE UP. Once you are out of bed, simply unlock the ankle bracelet with the key that you strategically place in your shower (or where ever you smoke your first cigerette) and start your day on time, like successfull people do.
-Todd Hart Campbell
Founder and CEO