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CEO/Founder - Todd Hart Campbell

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Todd graduated from The University of South Florida with a Bachelor's Degree focused in Poetry and Creative Writing.  He has since worked for several startups and fathered multiple earth changing inventions such as:  The Shower Track (work out naked in the shower...), The Cat Mat (Don't scrub your cat with flea shampoo, scrub your shampoo integrated bath tub with your cat...) and Taco Mac'n Cheese.

 

COO - Cory Bartelt

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Cory is the Macgyver of his own generation.  (Except Cory is straight and doesn't have a mullet)  Known for on the spot enginuity and basic common sense, Cory is spearheading the operations and production of all Shock Awake products by utilizing his years of experience heading teams of Vietnamese and Ethiopian sweat shop laborers.

 

CTO/VP of Nerd Logistics - Matt (SuperMatt) Brinegar

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If the world were actually a World of Warcraft, Matt would be a pretty important guy.  When he isn't playing with motherboards and video cards, arguing with his robot (he really has one), or fending of swarms of ladies, SuperMatt is the Deputy of Counter Intellegence at the Geek Squad Precinct located in Best Buy in Seven Corners, VA. 

 

Lusungu Mantalli - VP of Foreign Affairs

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Hailing from Malawi, Africa, Lu's primary contibutions include being nice enough to wake Todd up so he can keep his day job until the Shock Awake prototype is ready for testing.  Lu is also an expert cook and well versed in men's room etiquitte. 

 

Alec Brown - Investor

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Alec is no stranger to the problems associated with oversleeping.  Mr Brown is not personally an oversleeper, but he did live with Shock Awake CEO, Todd Campbell, for almost a year, and had to put up with Todd's ridulously loud, and equally ineffective alarm clock every morning (and most afternoons).   Since then, Alec has embarked on many impressive endevours, like getting and staying happily married, and chopping down a California Redwood Tree with his penis.

 

 Arthur Thomas Frey, III - Director of Research and Development

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Arthur is very experienced in electrocuting himself and has passed charges over 15,000 volts through his body. 

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